The English language is constantly evolving and never more so than today.
The proliferation of social media and texting means speed matters and every character counts. As a result more slang and acronyms are in common usage than ever before.
But how much do you understand? Do you live in a McMansion? Are you SMEXY? And if you are, does everyone think so or is it just a MOO?
Answer a) Hilarious.
KML - Killing Myself Laughing
Answer a) Self-confident.Gassed - have a high opinion of yourself
a) Good riddance
b) Really upset
c) Looking forward to seeing you
Answer a) Good riddance. DLTDHYOTWO - literally Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out.
a) Very cool
b) Totally pedestrian
c) Old fashioned
Answer a) Very cool. A combination of "tight" and "dope," both words meaning something that's very cool.
Answer a) Stupid.A reference to Mr Derp, a character in the tv show South Park.
GOA - Gone On Arrival
HENRy - High Earner, Not Yet Rich
YOLO - You Only Live Once
SMH - Shake My Head
IMO - In My Opinion
MOO - Matter Of Opinion
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer - meaning this is an uninformed opinion
MHO - My Honest Opinion
SMEXY - Smart and Sexy
GOMB - Get Off My Back
OATUS - On A Totally Unrelated Subject
LAL - Laughing A Lot/Little
FTASB - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
DOS - Dad Over Shoulder
FUBAR - Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
SMDH - Shaking My Damn Head
FITB - Fill In The Blanks
TINALO - This Is Not A Legal Opinion
TTYL - Talk To You Later
Affluential - Having both money and power or influence
Bounce - To leave in a hurry
Dope - Cool, awesome
Earworm - A song or tune that you heard and can't get out of your head.
Formerly - An older woman who looks like she would have been very attractive when she was younger.
Grab-and-goer - Someone who shops quickly because they are short of time or dislikes shopping.
Greycation - Having your grandparents join your vacation.
iPeds - Pedestrians who walk around with earphones in their ears.
Jell, Jelly, Well Jell - Jealous
McMansion - A big home in incredibly bad taste.
Mullet strategy - A website whose main pages are professionally written and designed, but the rest of the site is filled with uninteresting blogs, poor photos, unedited visitor comments, etc.
My B - Abbreviation for my bad, or my fault
Nanna technology - Outdated technology that your grandmother may have used, such as tape recorders, record players, etc
Outers - Out of order
Rents - Parents
Sup - Abbreviation for "What's up?"
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